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The Ultimate Election Night Survival Kit
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Boxed gift set for Biden Harris voters includes motion-sickness bag, headache meds, fly trap, and—in case of emergency only—application for Canadian citizenship

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - PennZone -- Just in time for the 2020 general election, 8th Circle Press and New York Times bestselling author Andrew Shaffer (Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery) have released the Ultimate Election Night Survival Kit for Biden Harris voters.

Every box ordered from Shaffer's online store (AndrewShaffer.com/store) includes:
  • 18-inch Baby Trump Balloon
  • Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery paperback, signed by the author
  • 2 Caplets Extra-Strength Acetaminophen (for ice cream headaches)
  • Patriotic USA Flag Sunglasses
  • Handkerchief (for drying tears of joy—color varies)
  • Hanging Fly Trap
  • 3 Assorted Biden Harris Stickers
  • Vomit Bag (in case of GOP shenanigans)
  • Application for Canadian Citizenship w/ Addressed Return Envelope (for emergency use only)
"I remember my first election night as a voter," Goodreads Awards-nominated humorist Shaffer says. "2004. I canvassed in rural Iowa for John Kerry. I watched the returns on CNN, my only comfort a bottle of Jack Daniels. The night ended with me in a ball on the floor, shaking and crying. If only I'd been better prepared!"

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Kit available exclusively at AndrewShaffer.com for $30 plus shipping, while supplies last. Quantities are extremely limited. Cut-off for Election Day delivery for domestic US orders is October 27, 2020.

Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the Obama Biden Mystery series, the international bestselling parody Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, and the forthcoming Christmas horror novel Secret Santa (a Featured Fall Read from the Washington Post, and available this November from Quirk Books).

8th Circle Press is a Louisville, Kentucky-based small press and a division of 8th Circle Entertainment. For more information, visit 8thCircle.com.

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Source: 8th Circle Press

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