The PennZone

  • Home
  • Books
  • Entertainment
  • Non-profit
  • Music
  • Marketing
  • Business
  • Legal
  • Artificial Intelligence

The Ultimate Election Night Survival Kit
The PennZone/10089424

Trending...
  • THE OIL TRUTH: They Never Wanted Us To Remember: How Engineered Scarcity Kept America In Chains For Generations
  • Your Local Pro Expands National Service Network to 273+ Locations Across Plumbing, Cleaning, Landscaping and Hydrovac
  • Lunai Bioworks (N A S D A Q: LNAI) Takes Parkinson's Discovery to the Next Level With Exclusive Tanaist Agreement
2020 Presidential Election Night Survival Kit Hanging Fly Trap Application for Canadian Citizenship 2020 Election Night Survival Kit for Dems (box) Barf Bag (in case of GOP shenanigans)
Boxed gift set for Biden Harris voters includes motion-sickness bag, headache meds, fly trap, and—in case of emergency only—application for Canadian citizenship

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - PennZone -- Just in time for the 2020 general election, 8th Circle Press and New York Times bestselling author Andrew Shaffer (Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery) have released the Ultimate Election Night Survival Kit for Biden Harris voters.

Every box ordered from Shaffer's online store (AndrewShaffer.com/store) includes:
  • 18-inch Baby Trump Balloon
  • Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery paperback, signed by the author
  • 2 Caplets Extra-Strength Acetaminophen (for ice cream headaches)
  • Patriotic USA Flag Sunglasses
  • Handkerchief (for drying tears of joy—color varies)
  • Hanging Fly Trap
  • 3 Assorted Biden Harris Stickers
  • Vomit Bag (in case of GOP shenanigans)
  • Application for Canadian Citizenship w/ Addressed Return Envelope (for emergency use only)
"I remember my first election night as a voter," Goodreads Awards-nominated humorist Shaffer says. "2004. I canvassed in rural Iowa for John Kerry. I watched the returns on CNN, my only comfort a bottle of Jack Daniels. The night ended with me in a ball on the floor, shaking and crying. If only I'd been better prepared!"

More on The PennZone
  • ASN Software Introduces New California CARS Act Dealer Updates
  • USA Air Management Marks 30 Years of Air Duct Cleaning in NJ Urges Homeowners to Schedule Dryer Vent Cleaning Before Heating Season
  • Dr. Jay Johannigman Returns to Cincinnati Following 46 Years of Military Service
  • Mud Morganfield Bares His Soul on 7" Single, 'Deep Gospel'
  • Allstream Energy Partners, SEO Experts in Oil and Gas, Awarded Gas Processing OEM Agreement

Kit available exclusively at AndrewShaffer.com for $30 plus shipping, while supplies last. Quantities are extremely limited. Cut-off for Election Day delivery for domestic US orders is October 27, 2020.

Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the Obama Biden Mystery series, the international bestselling parody Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, and the forthcoming Christmas horror novel Secret Santa (a Featured Fall Read from the Washington Post, and available this November from Quirk Books).

8th Circle Press is a Louisville, Kentucky-based small press and a division of 8th Circle Entertainment. For more information, visit 8thCircle.com.

Contact
Andrew Shaffer
***@andrewshaffer.com


Source: 8th Circle Press
Filed Under: Books

Show All News | Disclaimer | Report Violation

0 Comments
1000 characters max.

Latest on The PennZone
  • Transformational $104 Million Musculoskeletal Healthcare Opportunity as Expansion Strategy Accelerates for Cardiff Lexington Corp (Stock Symbol: CDIX)
  • Affordable Braces in Allentown Made Accessible Through Exeter Smiles' Flexible Payment Options
  • PropAccount.com Launches Marketing Hub Within PropGenie, Giving Prop Firm Operators an Automated Marketing Team
  • Save 15 Percent Off Florida Keys Accommodations with KeysCaribbean's Advance Purchase Rate Discount
  • Perfexion Inc. Named to the Philadelphia Business Journal's 2026 List of Largest Tech Employers
  • Woodside Rehab & Nursing Enters a New Era of Clinical Excellence and Growth
  • Thar Process Partners with French Leader ExtrateX to Bring Prep to Process-Scale SFC to Europe
  • Vegan Chef KESS Celebrates Parade.com Feature and Expands Into Wedding Catering
  • Port St. Lucie REALTOR® Irene Pernice Earns SFR® Certification
  • AMR and UAS Take the Stage at WorldSkills Shanghai 2026
  • Benchmark International Facilitated the Trans of P&Ro Solutions Group and FOCUS Learning Corporation
  • Biophysical Therapeutics brings longevity science to skincare with its new IF1 brand
  • JoCa's Echoes of Haworth Sells Out on Opening Night in Mexico City; Artist Heads to San Luis Potosí and Miami Art Week
  • Home2 Suites by Hilton Lee's Summit, MO Opens to Guests
  • Shanghai Chengwei Semiconductor Equipment Launches High Precision Laboratory Central Gas Supply System
  • Your Local Pro Expands National Service Network to 273+ Locations Across Plumbing, Cleaning, Landscaping and Hydrovac
  • YWCA Hanover to Host Ribbon Cutting for New Children's Learning Academy
  • Acuvance Coker Study Finds Experience, Not Supply, Is the Biggest Advanced Practice Provider Workforce Challenge
  • Uk Financial Moonshot Token™ Robinhood-chain Goes Live On Tokpie Exchange Tomorrow, With Solana Side Of UKFLMS To Follow In Global Listing Expansion
  • THE OIL TRUTH: They Never Wanted Us To Remember: How Engineered Scarcity Kept America In Chains For Generations

Popular on PennZone

  • Benny Turner Revisits Freddie King's Legacy for 50th Anniversary of His Passing - 234
  • Church Tradition Takes an Unexpected Turn at the Ford Community & Performing Arts Center - 203
  • GitKraken Names Jim Shaw CEO as Software Teams Move From AI Adoption to Multi-Agent Orchestration - 158
  • Brévant Guide Launches New National Restaurant Guide Across Canada - 126
  • Calling all healthcare process experts: Share your ideas at #HSPI2027 in Orlando - 121
  • VC Fast Pitch and Steamwork Ventures Bring Startup & Investor Networking Event to Santa Barbara on October 8 - 114
  • OneVizion Appoints Zebra Technologies CIO Matt Ausman to Board of Directors - 109
  • Expansive New Worlds Await Peter Darrach Unveils 'The Cleopard and Other Tales from the Second Skin
  • Sales Blueprint Architect Launches, Helping Sales Professionals, Business Owners, and Consultants Close More Business With AI
  • Comics Veteran on Return of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters, 3-D Projects, Collaboration with Original 'Star Wars' Toy Engineer

Similar on PennZone

  • Phoenix 5/7 Emerges as a Genre-Fluid Artist Collective
  • NYC Big Book Award Celebrates 10th Anniversary with Announcement of 2026 Winners
  • Regional Magazines Shine at IRMA Awards
  • New Children's Book "Frolly Found a Dolly in the Park" Celebrates Empathy and the Joy of Help
  • Can Government Operate Better Through Innovation?
  • Pittsburgh Creators Launch Clever New Children's Book, "The Sock Sleuth!"
  • [New Book] "Historic Maps of Philadelphia" Available Now!
  • FBI/DoW plot uncovered to hurt Trump/Vance through encouraged "widespread" cybersecurity breaches and racketeering theft of $80m in USDA payments
  • P-Wave Press Announces Pushing the Wave 2025 by L.A. Davenport
  • As Canada and America Turn on Each Other, These Two Authors Stay On Speaking Terms
Copyright © The PennZone | Theme: OMag by LilyTurf Themes
  • Contribute
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Service
  • Contact Us